This is why YOU are stupid

WTF is #rainbowawesomeunicornwow? I wish I could attribute it to childhood drug use, but it looks more like someone trying really, really hard to be cool.

Stop it. You look ridiculous.

How in the hell could you screw up descent and dissent?

“Not to be the voice of descent, but…”

Holy fucking christ. Read much? You EVER seen in that way?

I hate Facebook. I hate the way it’s set up, I hate that so many people are on it, I hate what they talk about and I hate that I have to use it for work.

It’s far too busy, it’s full of complete fucking idiots and it’s a waste of everyone’s time.

Farmville and Mafia Wars are for sad people. The same people who enjoy soap operas.

While in Tombstone, AZ, today, I saw a tourist ask the actor playing Wyatt Earp where the restroom was.

Christ, man, way to kill the illusion. Couldn’t you have just GONE INTO A DAMN BUILDING? Wyatt was obviously strolling the town for effect.

Stupid.

It’s PER SE, not per say.

Also, segue, not segway.

Dictionaries exist online, you know.

Stop using words if you aren’t SURE of the spelling and meaning.

You shop at WalMart and wonder why your local economy sucks. All the retards you know have jobs, but none of the people with degrees, do.

What did you think was going to happen?

Idiots like this should be put to death. He claims not to be a writer, yet he posts that crap in his profile? Please.

Nice language. Slang looks ridiculous in print, ESPECIALLY when it’s on a sign. Burger King’s quarter pounder for $1 and WiFi are proof they’re not completely clueless.

Stories like this are ridiculous. People die. It sucks. How in the hell is Facebook supposed to keep up with that?

Do we really need this distinction? Lifecasting doesn’t work for most people and now we’re expecting them to be smart?